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EVIL GOODS! Whipped Beef Tallow and Manuka Honey Balm

Ditch Big Lotion for Nature's Ultimate Skin Solution

  • Moisturizing, Nourishing, Anti-Aging & Anti-Inflammatory
  • Grass-fed, grass-finished suet tallow, manuka honey, organic cold-pressed olive oil
  • Suitable For All Skin Types - Especially sensitive skin & eczema!
  • 100% Natural Ingredients. Zero Toxins. No BS.
  • Proudly made in the USA
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      Pure and Potent

      Mother nature's moisturizer - nourishes the skin, reducing signs of aging and inflammation

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      ZERO Harmful Chemicals

      Ideal for all skin types. No parabens, phthalates, or synthetic fragrances

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      Whipped to Perfection

      It feels just as satisfying to use as any other toxic skincare product. Light, airy, absorbs in a snap.

      4 INGREDIENTS-ALLNATURAL

      No fillers, no chemicals, just raw, unadulterated skin nutrition.

      • Manuka Honey

        Heals and replenishes your skin thanks to its antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, healing, and anti-aging effects.

      • Cold-Pressed Organic Olive Oil

        Used for millennia to moisturize skin. It’s moisturizing magic has been proven time and time again in clinical studies.

      • Grass-Fed / Finished Beef Tallow

        Nourishes your skin's cell membranes. Rich in vitamins A, D, E, K, and B1. Also contains CLA, which is a natural anti-inflammatory.

      • Pot Marigold Extract

        Heals your skin thanks to its anti-inflammatory and wound-healing effects. Used since prehistoric times.

      • Organic Vitamin E

        A powerful antioxidant that helps neutralize free radicals while reducing the
        appearance of fine lines and wrinkles

        HOW WE STAND UP

        • 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

          Not happy after replacing your traditional lotion, creams, and lip balm with Evil Lotion?
          Get a refund, no questions asked.

          FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

          Will it feel greasy?

          No, it won’t. Our formula is designed to feel super light, airy, and oh-so satisfying to use WITHOUT it feeling greasy. It absorbs quickly, giving you the moisture you need without a greasy residue.

          Does it suit my skin type?

          Yes, it’s formulated for everyone. Dry, oily, or combination skin, our balm is balanced to nourish without causing irritation. It’s gentle and effective, regardless of your skin type.

          But will it smell like beef?

          Not at all. While we use quality grass-fed, grass-finished beef tallow, the final scent is neutral and clean. We’ve carefully blended it to ensure there is no strong odor or weird aromas.

          How and when to apply it?

          Daily use is recommended. Apply it in the morning to protect and nourish your skin throughout the day, at night for deep hydration while you sleep, or both. It’s versatile and can be integrated into any skincare routine.

          Is this just for the ladies?

          Not at all. Our product is for anyone seeking healthier skin. Skin health is important for everyone, and our formula is designed to cater to the needs of all skin types and genders.